Wii Delivers Competitive Eating

Not sure how I feel about this upcoming title from Nintendo.

Domino’s should already be psyched about the late night stoner cravings that are going to go along with this. Nintendo needs to either invest in a late-night food delivery service (”Wii Deliver!) or give us an automatic option to add a Mii delivery guy to our Mii parade so we can order right from the game.

Yeah, I’m going to skip this one for a bit. But you should totally buy it and bring it over so we can play it. And someone lend me a copy of Mario Galaxy while you’re at it. And return my Elebits!

Presenting, Major League Eating: The Game, coming to the Wii on May 12.

The game features the world’s greatest gurgitory athletes competing across a variety of foods and venues. Built much like a classic fighting game and deeper than a Chicago style deep-dish pizza, MLE: The Game requires players to master a smorgasbord of offensive and defensive weapons including bites, burps, belches, mustard gas and jalapeño flames while cramming and chewing food at a world-class pace. It’s not for the faint of heart, the slow of reflex, or those with an overly strong aversion to a Technicolor reversal of fortune.

Major League Eating: The Game uses the Wii Remote to simulate a variety of eating techniques including the cram, toss, and ‘typewriter.’ Burp-offs and Hot Potato challenges during the contests keep the competition intense and eaters on their toes.