CT Pride

Excerpt from The Onion’s Controversial Court Ruling Upholds Homosexual’s Right To Prance Around Demanding Attention And Being A Drama Queen, “filed” from Hartford:

HARTFORD, CT—The Connecticut Supreme Court on Monday upheld the right of individuals, regardless of sexual orientation, to engage in any number of “grandiose behaviors,” including, but not limited to, sashaying across the room “like a hussy, yelling ‘Oh my God!’ at the top of their lungs while hopping up and down, and generally acting like Miss Thing.”

The court ruled 5-2 in favor of the plaintiff in Carmichael v. State of Connecticut, a landmark case overturning a lower court’s decision against homosexual Michael Carmichael’s right to excessive theatrics. 

Did anyone go to CT Pride in Elizabeth Park last weekend? I hit the Polo Club late Saturday night and there was no momentum in the crowd from the day. No one seemed to have gone and everyone just milled about, waiting for something to happen that never did.