Just in time for Vegas Boulevard tomorrow night.
How To Play:
Print this out and take it to the next show you go to. When you get a bingo, scream “BINGO!” at the top of your lungs, then break a bunch of beer bottles on the floor and get thrown out.
Courtesy The Catbirdseat.
Some people get Easter baskets filled with candy, that horrible plastic green grass garnish and marshmallow peeps. My peeps give me an Easter Inbox filled with bingo, promises of outlandish hats and delicious numbers like “OHHHHHH-69″ followed by a resounding chorus of “hallelujah!”
It’s only fitting that the first email I got after posting Today is JC’s Day was from the Connecticut Gay Men’s Chorus. Don’t miss their performance of “It’s Raining Men” at the Bushnell on March 29.
Oh, and the divine Ms. Joan Crawford is the bingo mistress, as always. Don’t sass back.
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