Standing Room Only

We’re debating a new weekly feature for Scary Bunnies–Zombie Watch–because, you know, we’re always on the lookout for them, and would be remiss if we didn’t keep you, dear readers, forewarned.

Please send any sightings, news of chemical or bio-hazard outbreaks, and random biting stories to us as you find them. Photos of local “celebrities,” while seemingly applicable, will not be posted. Unless they’re really good.

From the Journal Inquirer, ‘Overdue’ Silver Lane Cemetery expansion seen as relief:

“EAST HARTFORD - With nearly every gravesite in the town’s five graveyards filled or reserved, plans to expand the Silver Lane Cemetery should be coming not a moment too soon.”The development is really overdue,” said town Cemeteries Supervisor Frank Cipolla, adding that Silver Lane is now the only cemetery in town with more than just a couple of available gravesites. “Right now, the four other cemeteries are pretty much filled up.

Hillside Cemetery, the town’s main cemetery, is completely filled and reserved, and Silver Lane already is close to capacity, Cipolla said.” …

Aqua Net All-Stars

In addition to giving us a full half-hour of thinly veiled vagina jokes on last week’s episode of So NoTORIous, we should all be beholden to VH1 for their series Bands Reunited, which brought Aqua Net All-Stars such as Haircut 100, The English Beat, and Kajagoogoo back together again.

Catch the band whose hair launched a thousand synthesizers, Flock of Seagulls, at the East Hartford Community Cultural Center on Friday, April 28. And don’t laugh at us when we go back on June 17 to see ABC sing “Poison Arrow.”

Seriously. Shut up.