FTW

Spotted on New Park Avenue near Flatbush yesterday around 4:45 p.m.

The fancy in Fancy Feast

Fancy Feast is now making appetizers for cats. Because cats need appetizers.

Judging from pictures on the website, there seems to be no actual difference between cat “appetizers” and cat “food,” other than the use of the word “appetizer.” But maybe your cat will stop giving you the snotty stare that telegraphs, “you know what you look like to me with your good bag and your cheap shoes and your rushing to the main course? You look like a rube.”

Your relationship will be more like, “Let’s catch up over apps and then figure out what we’re having for dinner.” Because you have hours available to feed and chat up the cat in addition to the hours you already spend reassuring him that he’s a special boy.

Mega Shark

One more reason to be afraid of flying: Mega Shark.

T.HANKS

Spotted in NYC. Courtesy Urban Prankster.

When I was a kid, my mother used to have to drive 5 whole miles in the snow for ice cream cake

Yeah, it’s a rip-off of “Peanut Butter and Jelly Time,” but this ice cream/cake/dance commercial from Baskin Robbins is pretty fun. I love it. My two-year old nephews love it. Ice cream cake, shouting and dancing plastic toys bring families together.

May I ask you a whiskey sip?

Start it up.

Captain Fantastic

It’s spectacular how every day is just another annual fancy dress party for Sir Elton John.

Elton John was in the middle of his annual “White Tie and Tiara Ball” when he was rocked by the news of Michael Jackson’s death.

Image courtesy MusicTimes.

Thanks

Yes.

Flawless moonwalk at 3:46. FLAWLESS, ladies.

Indeed a long day

From The Mixed-Up Emails of Governor M. Sanford:

It was indeed a long day. I am most jealous of your salad under the palm tree.

I did not know

I just walked into the bathroom and caught my cat trying to drink out of the toilet. He got scared. I was surprised. In the long run, I think our relationship will be much stronger because of it.